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Homeland Security Takes
Aim at Aquatic Terrorists

Definitive Terrorist Talks Marred by Undefined Act

Job Prospects Bleak for Former Terrorists

Manhattan Gang Crackdown Promised

Intern Protection Act Sails through Congress

Annual Senatorial 'Coming Out' Party Anxiously Awaited

Bush: 'Let's Annex Taiwan'

Government Seizes Second Group of Mad Democrats

Federal Emergency Forces Mass
for Stock Market Rescue Effort

President Taunts President

Virtual Reporters Trapped in Time

Blimp Spotters Organize

Tweedledum or Tweedledee?

'Reality-Based' Programs Dominate New TV Season

Mr. Wizard Goes to Washington

Gonzalez Guerillas Victors
Elian's Future Foreseen

OPAC Increases Patty Production

Oldsters Strike Cripples Nation

Microsoft Demands Government Breakup

Taiwanese Shopping for New China Pattern

'Air Rage' Claims Still More Victims

Gore Takes Prize in 3-1 Landslide

Wealthy Vow to Stay Alive

Bush Runs out of Excuses

Still No Hacker Attacks on Globe-Guardian Site

Suspected Weather Terrorist Busted at Canadian Border

Candidates Promise Hefty Tax Hikes

Tug-of-War Develops over 'Lost Surfer Boy'

No USA TODAY Tomorrow

Stop the Madness, Test Animals Beg

Mars Probes Returned

GOP Added to Terrorist List

'Los Antiguos' Raid Mexican Border Towns

Pets Not Ready for Y2K

Illinois Becomes First U.S. Communist State

Homeless Must Work to Breathe

National Fat Saturation Hits 76 Percent Mark

Quayle Seeks Acting Career

Clinton Offers Clemency to Imprisoned Democrats

Bush Extends Offer to 'Share the Wealth'

Volkswagen Sues eMachines over Beetle Doppelgänger

McGwire Android!

NATO Targets Albanian Capital

Muppets Plane Missing
Rescue Hopes Fade
Too Much Plane for a Frog?
Kermit Spurned Media That Made Him
Muppets Bodies Pulled from Sea

Behold, the Power of Coffee!

Serious Housing Shortage Threatens Nation's Yuppies

Presidential Race Has Bulletproof Candidate

Chinese Accept U.S. Peace Offer

Chinese Accuse Americans of Stealing Cooking Secrets

NATO Airstrikes 'Inexact Science'

NATO Revises Serbian Goal

Heavy Metal Charge Cards

Iran Countersues Former Hostage

Siskel Gives Heaven 'Two Thumbs Down'

Maybe Mass Murderer Sparks Media Frenzy
Higgins Graduates without Incident

Fighter Tapes Declassified

Wrong Replay

One World, One Car

Bullet Ban Sought

Study Links Tofu, Stupidity

Home Suicide Kits Arrive in Stores

Allies Launch Strike Against Software Giant

First Completely Recycled Television Season Planned

Titanic Whistles Rock Midwest

'Liar, Liar Law' Signed

Soviet Leader Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Vatican Siege Continues

Notorious Cigar Brings $7.6 million

New Bureau Tracking Weird Weather Events

President Unveils Plans To Pave Iraq

House Democrats Demand President's Impeachment

Chief Inspector Vows To Tame 'Iraqi Swine'

President Opens Wrestling Governors Conference

'Merry' Day in Orbit for Oldest Astronaut

Sixth Balloon Joins Pack

Christian Right Extremists Lift Feminist Death Sentence

World Economy Finally Seeks Help

Clinton Delivers Annual Apology
Transcript of Former President Bill Clinton's
Annual Apology to the Nation, Aug. 17, 2019

Analysis: What Does It All Mean?

Suspected Alien Device Found

Missile Strikes Aimed at 'Media Terrorists'

Year 2000 Called Off

Fast Food Revolutionary Leader
Survives Assassination Attempt

Mammoth Mom Wows World

Space Station Swan Song Goes Terribly Wrong

New Round of Sales Incentives
Initiated by U.S. Carmakers

'Skillies' Shipment Intercepted

Tobacco Prohibition Is History

Teachers May Get Classroom 'Teeth'

New Nation Joins 'Nuke Club'

Surprise Link Added to Clinton 'Love Chain'