Volume XI
Issue 5
May 2008

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ISSN: 1525-6316

Sloganis Veritas

button.gif (969 bytes)  ABC "America's Mickey Mouse Network"
button.gif (969 bytes) Allstate "Sears-ious Insurance"
button.gif (969 bytes) AOL "We've Got You by the Wires"
button.gif (969 bytes) AT&T "No, WE'VE Got You by the Wires"
button.gif (969 bytes) Burger King "Wait for It Your Way"
button.gif (969 bytes) CBS "Welcome Home. Hey, Where the Hell Is Everyone?"
button.gif (969 bytes) Chevrolet "GEO Whiz, We Like Toyota"
button.gif (969 bytes) Chrysler "The Mercedes-Benz of American Cars"
button.gif (969 bytes) Coca-Cola "New Coke Was Pepsi's Idea"
button.gif (969 bytes) Democratic National Party "Bill Clinton? Never Heard of Him"
button.gif (969 bytes) Disney "Available in Stores for a Limited Time Only"
button.gif (969 bytes) Eveready "Nothing Really Keeps on Going Forever"
button.gif (969 bytes) Ford "Quality is Somebody Else's Job"
button.gif (969 bytes) Ernest & Julio Gallo: "We Will Have No Hangover before Its Time"
button.gif (969 bytes) General Electric "We're a Lot Like RCA"
button.gif (969 bytes) Honda "Just As Good As Hyundai. Really"
button.gif (969 bytes) IBM "Windows Is Just a Fad"
button.gif (969 bytes) JERZEES "Fit to a T"
button.gif (969 bytes) KIA "Killed in Action?"
button.gif (969 bytes) Little Debbie Snackcakes "Our Name Says It All"
button.gif (969 bytes) L'Oreal "I'm Worth It, and What's It To Ya?"
button.gif (969 bytes) Maytag "The Fix Is On"
button.gif (969 bytes) McDonald's "Did Somebody Say Cholesterol?"
button.gif (969 bytes) Microsoft "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"
button.gif (969 bytes) NBC "Formerly Known As Must See TV"
button.gif (969 bytes) Nike "Just Do It and Get Arrested"
button.gif (969 bytes) Norelco "Running Circles around Blades"
button.gif (969 bytes) Old Navy "Can You Ever Forgive Us?"
button.gif (969 bytes) Oscar Meyer "We Are NOT about Spelling"
button.gif (969 bytes) Pepsi-Cola "That Clear Crap Was Coke's Idea"
button.gif (969 bytes) Pizza Hut "Nobody Beats Our Meat Lovers Special"
button.gif (969 bytes) ¿Que Pasa? "Not Really a Name Brand"
button.gif (969 bytes) RCA "Going to the Dogs"
button.gif (969 bytes) Republican National Party "The Potatoe People"
button.gif (969 bytes) Sony "We Just Can't Top the Walkman"
button.gif (969 bytes) Sprite "Obey Our Ads"
button.gif (969 bytes) Seven-Up "Up Yours, Cola Bastards"
button.gif (969 bytes) Subway "We Are Not Public Transportation, Dammit"
button.gif (969 bytes) Toyota "Slightly Better Than Hyundai"
button.gif (969 bytes) Unicorns "Sorry We Missed the Ark"
button.gif (969 bytes) Volkswagen "Buyers Wanted. Hey, We're Dying Out Here"
button.gif (969 bytes) Whirlpool "Not Nearly As Wet As We Sound"
button.gif (969 bytes) Xerox "The Original Copycats"
button.gif (969 bytes) Young Again "We Wish"
button.gif (969 bytes) Zebra "Sort of Like a Black and White Striped Horse"
button.gif (969 bytes) Zerox "See Us at Xerox"

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