Volume XI
Issue 5
May 2008

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ISSN: 1525-6316

Things You Hear Just Before the Fun
Stops and Somebody Loses an Eye!

button.gif (969 bytes) Hey! Watch me juggle these steak knives!

button.gif (969 bytes) Buddy, toss me that sharp stick.

button.gif (969 bytes) I'm running with scissors! I'm running with scissors!

button.gif (969 bytes) Let's play a game of "catch the icicle."

button.gif (969 bytes) You've been fussing with that champagne bottle cork for five minutes. Here, let an expert take a look at it.

button.gif (969 bytes) Dude, check out the sun through my new telescope.

button.gif (969 bytes) Look, an old hornet nest. Let's take a peek inside.

button.gif (969 bytes) Timmy, stop dropping marbles into the fan.

button.gif (969 bytes) I'm sorry, Mr. Monocular, you're right optic nerve is not Y2K compliant.

button.gif (969 bytes) Drat! I've jammed the paper shredder with my letter opener. Maybe if I hit the "reverse" button...

button.gif (969 bytes) Merry Christmas, Ralphie. Here's your new Genuine Red Ryder Carbine Action Two Hundred Shot Lightning Loader Range Model Air Rifle.

button.gif (969 bytes) Mom! Freddie loaded his squirt gun with drain cleaner!

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