Volume XI
Issue 5
May 2008

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No Way Out
Question:

I felt like there was a force field surrounding me, and my whole apartment building too! I tried to relax a bit to see why I had been jailed here. I read some more, tried to change my attitude, even though I felt I was being pulled into some kind of dark vortex, and I might never return! Only at sunset did the force release me, long enough to write this letter.

Maybe it didn't release me. But I have to write you and ask you what your power is and what you want from me. I have no power to resist your pull. What do you want?
AnswerMan: A Dark side of the Force question. What we want from you is the same thing we want from everyone else we've trapped on the Globe-Guardian site with our patented Black Hole Technology® -- your unswerving allegiance in our never-ending bid to conquer and rule the world in the name of Benevolent Despotism. That, and whatever spare change you might have lying around the house. Thank you in advance for your support.