Volume XI
Issue 5
May 2008
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Rural
Fact
Marriage Schmarriage!
Degrees of Precipitation
Getting Your Feet Wet
The Dating Game
All You Need is Love
Spy vs. Spy: Part II
Get Cold, Get a Cold
Pardon the Patrolman
Golden Globes
Any Way You Slice It
Missed It by That Much
Photo Op
Going Places?
Outback Ousting
A Brighter Shade of Pale
Grand Old Party Poopers
Spy vs. Spy
One Against Humanity?
Pardon Publicity
Fear
the Future
What Price, Love?
I Am Woman, Hear Me Think
Tax Dodge?
Defiled Files?
Does
Size Matter?
Another Day Older
Immortality Pill
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Say What?
Counter Culture
I Don't Think So
Delaying Tactics
Where's Jeremy?
Educational Decision
The Illusion of Choice
Sea Salt Seasoning
Star Power Play
NATO Alert
Normie? Cliffie?
Ha! Told Ya So!
M-M-M-My Generation?
Doggone!
Holey Dilemma
Monkeying Around
Watch This Space
Lonely Phone
Exotic Exports
Coffee to the Rescue, Again
Cruiser Craziness
Stocking Up
Order of Succession
Baptist Babe Ban
Canine Combat
What's in a Name?
Bad Medicine
Erectile Dysfunction Junction
Flag Waving
Casting Call
Lunar Litterbugs
Jersey Judgment
Blame Canada?
Crash of 2000?
Class Action Apology
Heinous Hybrid
Rumors of British Poverty
Stellar Performance
Killer Hunting
Hungarian Hunger
Bush Bonanza
Sweet Mother Of Invention!
Meat Market Management
The End?
Shooting for Answers
Conspiracy Theory
Beating around the Bush
RIP?
Identity Crisis
Bum Wrap!
It's All Relative
World Wide Web of Evil
Look! Up in the Washington Sky!
Saving the Superhomeless
Café Olé
Les Follies NATO
Two from Column B
Holiday Hijacking
To Be or Not To Be
Biting the Bullet
War Stars
Another Other Woman
Charge of the Card Brigade
Suicide Kills
Tofu Guru
Microsoft Hardline
Flock Falsification
Death Takes a Holiday
Less May Be More
Bundy Impersonator?
Smoking Out the Buyer
Hellbound
Documentary Imagery
A Cold Day in Hell
Dampening Dilemma
Politically Incorrect
Millennia Mania
Missed Delivery?
Parading Down Ventura Boulevard
The Old Chief Inspector Ploy
Netcronym Nonsense
Survey, Schmurvey
Balloon Baloney
Up with Yuppies
Tag-Team Matchups: Part I
Tag-Team Matchups: Part II
Amish Ambush
Mac Attack
Relational Physics
Chihuahua Brouhaha
Elephantine Enigma
Sonic Impressionism
Educated Inquiry
The Name Game
Unmooning Moon
Weighty Issue
Staff Status
Prophetic Profits?
Questionable Queries
What the...?
Reality Check
Future View